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Time Event 
t=0 The universe starts to expand 
10exp-44 s The universe can be described on mathematical terms. 
10-12<t<100 Myr Universe becomes visible. 
100<t<104 Myr Galaxies and solar systems form 
60000 BC The first human comes to exist. 
500 BC<t<100 BC Euclid’s Elementa lays the fundamentals on abstract mathematical thought. 
100 BC<t<1600 Teleological and biblical views of nature prevail 
1600<t<1900 AC Birth of differential calculus and classical physics. Empirism and quantitative analysis triumph. 
1900 < 2000 AC Quantum mechanics destroys determinism in science. Cosmology becomes a science. String theories and standard model of particle physics arise. Black Sabbath invents heavy metal. 
2004 AC The first loops for the Physicists are created 
2006 AC The Physicists consists of 3 hardcore scientists :MC Omega 0 ( ESA Space research, guitar, vocals, loops ), Gravitinus XVI ( Feynman models, guitar ), Eerosmith ( Maritime logistics, drums ) The Physicists perform their first gig on Uusi ylioppilastalo. Result is chaos; flying debris and police. 
2007 AC The Physicists plays the dirtiest bars in Helsinki and shittiest movie festivals on the globe. The first CD; Welcome to the dark room is published. The feedback is controversial, ranging from glorious applause to total denial to the very existence of such noise. 
2008 AC The Physicists rises up to play bigger Rockclubs in Helsinki. The band gets radio- and press time. The second CD: The old religion is published. The raging minds and artistical views of MC Omega Zero and Gravitinus XVI clash together hard, resulting in the Gravitinus leaving the band. A bass player F.P. Meridian (Dimensional geological analysis) joins in. 

2009 AC A deeply troubled astronomer, David, joins in to handle rhythm guitar. Not concerned with metal, David Brings in tones of punk and Hawaian slides. Among doing gigs, the Physicists reserves studiotime to record their first full lenght album: Introduction to chaos theory. 
2010 The recording takes a lot longer than expected, in a fact the whole year. And then some. To understand this completely you must remember that ThE Physicists are both alcoholists and perfectionists. The endless mixing and mastering rumble gets on everybodys nerves, not to mention wallets and finally leads to David quitting the band.During the last months of the year, The Physicists at last finds a producer with enough insight, vision and excitement concerning the project to finally mix and produce the album. Him being no other than the infamous Hiili Hiilesmaa, man behind HIM and Apocalyptica to name just a few. Around the same time a record company, Inverse/Firebox records takes contact. They are fucked up enough to take Da laboratory under their label!! Crraazzyy. 

2011 ThE PhysicistS plays major Helsinki venues; Bar Loose, On The Rocks, Nosturi and Bäkkäri. The record "Observation" is released 10.08. Some of the reviews here: 
http://steffmetal.com/review-physicists-observation/ 
http://www.damned-by-light.com/reviews/438.html 
http://www.nocleansinging.com/tag/the-physicists/

ThE Physicists is a trio for a brief period, but then Mr. Köli, known from bands like Kyyria and Kalle Ahonen steps in. 
2012 Eerosmith is old. There´s no arguing that. Like centuries old, propably older than time itself. In full understanding he now moves on to the Blues-league; the guys playing at the corner of the bar with a whiskey in one hand and a whore in another. Goodbye Eerosmith!! Without you the world would be a better place with no burden called ThE PhysicistS to carry around!! Eerosmith´s chair is taken on by Bill Rubin of which we will present an in-depth interview with very soon. In cosmological timescale!! Like never!! Meanwhile the Physicists finally get their first video released. This highly controversial beyond PG-visual stream of lunacy is greeted with panic and bewilderment all over the globe. Check it out yourself. Go to youtube now!! Hurry!! The band continues to widen their gig-horizon, them negotiating gigs over the Finnish border as we speak. As MC Omega Zeros delirium deepens he decides to registrate Elektrik Products.He is now an official gig-promoter!! And did I mention an evil string theorist!!

2013 Well it had to be done. There was no argument whatever. ThE Physicists takes part in the FInnish Eurovision song contest with the song "Wayne Newton Holaballoo", also released as a single. Althought they are cut before the finals some much needed time on national TV-channel is acquired. The Physicists plays Estonia and numerous Finnish cities with KYPCK, Iiwanajulma and others. Making of the second album is well under way, 10 new songs are about ready, but everything is causing massive fights with: badaam!! Surprise!! The guitarists!!   

2014 The year of the mess. The band is focused and fully occupied with the preproduction of the second album. But all is not going smooth as silk, in a fact the shit is hitting the fan constantly, it´s like being caught in a 10 Richter shitquake!!. There is shit and guts all over the place!!  The production  is following many different paths simultaneously and since everybody is doing their recordings on different systems The Physicists are sucked to a bottomless dropbox-googledrive-Mac vs.PC-Logic vs. cubase vs. Fruity loops vortex. The situation is not made any easier because of the fact that MC Omega Zero and Mr Köli are on each others throats all the time and have radically different views on the whole concept of the album. Bill Rubin quits and is replaced by e.Sulphur. the percussionist of Lahti symphonic orchestra.  Really!! No shit!! In december the official drumtracks are recorded and producer MG from Khroma is "hired" tso the album would get completed before the planet is sucked up by the sun.( Parentheses mean that if someone is hired they usually get money out of it!!) Thinking the shit through The Physicists decide that since the songs are hardly metal at all it´s time to go for a more electric, as in not metal, kind of sound. Since both Maki Kolehmainen and Timbaland are occupied ThE Physicists turn to German X-M-P-Music production and Jan Blomfield there for the mix. Boldly Jan takes up the challenge, not fully aware of the horrors to come!! And they indeed do!! To be continued on 2015 p.s.... 

 

The Physicists gig booking and management:

 

Elektrik Products

 

Juha +358504632648

 

Reach the band through:

 

the-physicists@ gmail.com

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